Phones on, not silenced, and bid on our props.

The only show where texting during the performance is the point. Bid on the props while the scene plays, or anytime in our silent auction.

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Bid in real time at our upcoming shows.

We improvise scenes with other people’s stuff, and auction off each prop to the highest bidder while the scene plays. Watch and bid from the studio audience or the stream.

  1. Pick your seat.A seat in the studio audience, or the couch at home. Every show streams.See upcoming shows.
  2. Keep your phone on.Your phone is your paddle. Charge it.
  3. Watch the scene.The Sell Outs turn a prop into a scene while it’s up for bid.
  4. Bid before the scene ends.From your seat or from the stream. The highest bid when the scene ends takes the prop.
  5. Win it.It ships to you, boxed and taped by the seller who brought it.
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Bid anytime at our silent auction.

We find things for sale online, add our two cents, and a link to bid. No show required, pants optional.

  1. Browse the shelves.New finds every week, sorted into categories. We know, you’re just browsing.Browse the auction.
  2. Read our two cents.Every listing gets roasted before it gets a shelf.
  3. Bid or buy on the seller’s site.The link takes you to the listing, usually on eBay. Bidding, paying and shipping happen there, with the seller.
  4. Brag about it.Share any prop with its roast attached.

Purchases and bids take place on the seller’s site. We may earn a commission on qualifying purchases. How that works