Buy. Every show streams live, and some have a studio audience. The props in every scene are real things people brought in to sell, and you can buy them: bid from your couch or from your seat in the studio audience while our Sell Outs improvise with props, and if you win, it's yours for real, for real. Yes, now through unpatentable SOLD OUT! Comedy technology, you can bid on somebody's grandma's pearl necklace during a Church Picnic skit. Going once!

Sell. Bring your item to a show, boxed and untaped up but otherwise ready to ship, and name your price. We check it in, and our Sell Outs make it an actual prop in an actual scene. If it sells, it ships to the buyer. Your old juicer could become a time machine briefly and then it gets shipped off to be, you know, a juicer.