QVC, if QVC were funny on purpose.
Buy. Everything in the shop is a real item, currently listed on eBay by its owner. We may take a shot at it, but we don't mark up the price. Buy one, and it becomes a prop at your next Furry party.
Sell. If you're selling a treasure on eBay, send us the link. We put it in our shop, throw in a little snark, and your treasure becomes a prop in someone else's life story. You keep every penny.
Buy. Every show streams live, and some have a studio audience. The props in every scene are real things people brought in to sell, and you can buy them: bid from your couch or from your seat in the studio audience while our Sell Outs improvise with props, and if you win, it's yours for real, for real. Yes, now through unpatentable SOLD OUT! Comedy technology, you can bid on somebody's grandma's pearl necklace during a Church Picnic skit. Going once!
Sell. Bring your item to a show, boxed and untaped up but otherwise ready to ship, and name your price. We check it in, and our Sell Outs make it an actual prop in an actual scene. If it sells, it ships to the buyer. Your old juicer could become a time machine briefly and then it gets shipped off to be, you know, a juicer.