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In person, at a Stage & Screen show

Bring it to the show

Our Stage & Screen shows stream live and have a studio audience, and your stuff can be part of it. The Sell Outs turn it into a prop in an improv scene while the room and the online audience bid on it. That dusty juicer might become a jetpack. Your old exercise bike? Time machine fuel. It's consignment theater: we provide the audience and the entertainment, you provide the props.

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    Box it

    Put it in an unsealed, mail-ready box, like you're actually going to ship it. Because we will, if it sells. Don't tape it up yet.

  2. 2

    Come early

    Buy a ticket (bringing a prop doesn't get you in free), then check in with our appraiser (the person who checks your item in) up to an hour before showtime.

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    Name your price

    You set your net price: what you take home. We set the listing price higher to cover taxes, fees, shipping and handling.

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    Watch it perform

    You never know when or if your prop will pop up in a scene. If it doesn't, it's auctioned in the Lightning Round (a speed auction at the end of the show). Help sell it on stage, or watch from your seat.

  5. 5

    It sells

    We ship it to the buyer, and you get your net price by Venmo within 3 days of it shipping. If it goes for more, HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL! (Anything above your net price is ours.)

  6. 6

    It doesn't sell

    It gets the dramatic send-off it deserves, then you take it home after the show.

Questions and the fine print What we can't sell Questions? Email the appraiser

Selling at a show

Questions and the fine print

What should I bring?

  • Kitchen gadgets gathering dust
  • Exercise equipment you swore you'd use
  • Home décor that seemed like a good idea
  • Tech accessories from 2019
  • Anything with a story behind it

Does it have to be funny?

No! Some of the dullest items make the funniest props. Besides, who knows what's going to be funny?

How many can I bring?

As many as you can carry. More props, more chaos, more laughs. They may not all make it on stage.

The fine print (consignment terms)

Auction

Pricing and payment

If it doesn't sell

Terms