Live Comedy Meets Live Shopping
Full theatrical improv where YOUR items become props in hilarious sketches. Bring something to sell, watch comedians transform it on stage, and let both live and online audiences battle it out in the bidding war. That bread maker? It's about to become a flux capacitor.
Join us online/live for skits where we try and sell you a random pile of socks we impulse-bought from Temu at 2 AM. Baby needs a new pair of shoes! -Baby already has plenty of socks.
Tickets Still Available
The Stage Edition of SOLD OUT! Comedy is a consignment marketplace that gives your items something you don't have: an audience. Bring your item in an unsealed, mail-ready box and arrive no earlier than one hour before showtime to check in with our Appraiser. You'll set your net price (what you take home), and we'll set the listing price higher to cover our expenses. If your item sells above the listing price, HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! During the show, comedians use your items as props in improv scenes—you never know when and if your prop will pop up. If it isn't used in a skit, it will be auctioned off during the Lightning Round! If it sells, you get paid your net price within 3 days. If it doesn't sell, we return it to you after the show. You can choose to participate in selling your item or watch from your seat. It's consignment theater: we provide the audience and entertainment, you provide the props.
"I can't believe they didn't use Comic Sans on their website. It seems like a website that would have Comic Sans on it."
"I thought I was going to Trader Joe's"
"They sold me a banana for $47. It wasn't even ripe."
"I came for the improv but left with 12 kitchen knives. Still confused. -and stop counting the knives in the butcher block. You're taking this way too seriously."
"My grandmother swiped wrong during the show and bought a treadmill. She's 94."
"Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988"
"If tickets are still available, you can't be sold out! How can you be sold out if tickets are still available?!"
"Was expecting Shakespeare. Got a guy selling tube socks. Honestly? Not disappointed."